"When Life Gives You Lemons"

Everyone has a bad day sometimes, when you’ve been let down or you need to move on with your life you can use a little emotional pick-me-up every once in a while. Somethings that works for us are to either have some ice-cream in the afternoon, go on a random stroll while snap some pictures with our analogues or watch a hilarious tv series on cable (Modern Family, for example :p).

You might never know, inspirational quotes will pop out somewhere unthinkable when you most needed. It’s not hard to find those inspirational quotes, but you may have to read a few before you find one or two that strikes a chord with you. Our favorite is a “When life gives-slash-hands-slash-throws you lemons” quotes. It’s fun yet witty and sometimes so true it hurts (whoops!)

Here are some of our favorites lemons-related quotes we found – hopefully, this list will help to turn your bad day around and make it great!

 

“When life gives you lemons, ask why it can’t give you money instead?”

“When life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey! free lemons!”

“When life gives you lemons, mail them to God and ask for you.”

“When life gives you lemons, throw them at life and see if life will make the same mistake again.”

“When life hands you lemons, ask ‘Where do you get all these lemons from?’ Actually, don’t ask. You really don’t want to know…”

“When life give you lemons, don’t forget to ask it for salt and a Corona.”

“When life gives you lemons, ask yourself how exactly an anthropomorphic personification of something immaterial like life can give you a fruit.”

“ When life gives you lemons, find a new life that is willing to supply vodka.”

“When life gives you lemons, it is probably because it gave all the oranges away to other people.”

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the life wonder how you did it.”

“When life gives you lemons, question the existence of an entity called life.”

“When life gives you lemons, run! Your not supposed to take things from strangers.”

“When life gives you lemons, sell them on Ebay.”

“When life gives you lemons, you’ve got potential for a lemon quote.”

“When life gives you lemons, don’t complain, say thank you for the free lemons.”

“When life gives you pineapples ask, ‘What happened to the lemons?’”

“When life gives you lemons, chuck them at your enemies.”

“When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life’s eyes and run away screaming.”

 

aaand, we save the best for the last, taken from Phil Dunphy’s “Phil’s-osophy” (Modern Family S04E02 – Schooled) .