Everyone has a bad day sometimes, when you’ve been let down or you need to move on with your life you can use a little emotional pick-me-up every once in a while. Somethings that works for us are to either have some ice-cream in the afternoon, go on a random stroll while snap some pictures with our analogues or watch a hilarious tv series on cable (Modern Family, for example :p).
You might never know, inspirational quotes will pop out somewhere unthinkable when you most needed. It’s not hard to find those inspirational quotes, but you may have to read a few before you find one or two that strikes a chord with you. Our favorite is a “When life gives-slash-hands-slash-throws you lemons” quotes. It’s fun yet witty and sometimes so true it hurts (whoops!)
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Here are some of our favorites lemons-related quotes we found – hopefully, this list will help to turn your bad day around and make it great!
“When life gives you lemons, ask why it can’t give you money instead?”
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“When life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey! free lemons!”
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“When life gives you lemons, mail them to God and ask for you.”
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“When life gives you lemons, throw them at life and see if life will make the same mistake again.”
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“When life hands you lemons, ask ‘Where do you get all these lemons from?’ Actually, don’t ask. You really don’t want to know…”
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“When life give you lemons, don’t forget to ask it for salt and a Corona.”
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“When life gives you lemons, ask yourself how exactly an anthropomorphic personification of something immaterial like life can give you a fruit.”
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“ When life gives you lemons, find a new life that is willing to supply vodka.”
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“When life gives you lemons, it is probably because it gave all the oranges away to other people.”
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“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the life wonder how you did it.”
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“When life gives you lemons, question the existence of an entity called life.”
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“When life gives you lemons, run! Your not supposed to take things from strangers.”
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“When life gives you lemons, sell them on Ebay.”
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“When life gives you lemons, you’ve got potential for a lemon quote.”
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“When life gives you lemons, don’t complain, say thank you for the free lemons.”
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“When life gives you pineapples ask, ‘What happened to the lemons?’”
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“When life gives you lemons, chuck them at your enemies.”
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“When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life’s eyes and run away screaming.”
aaand, we save the best for the last, taken from Phil Dunphy’s “Phil’s-osophy” (Modern Family S04E02 – Schooled) .